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silence7@slrpnk.net to solarpunk memes@slrpnk.netEnglish · 1 year ago

When climate damage paralyzed traffic

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When climate damage paralyzed traffic

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silence7@slrpnk.net to solarpunk memes@slrpnk.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “I’m pepper spraying the water but it won’t stop obstructing traffic!”

    • Local police probably
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      Must not be American police. That water would be half bullets here.

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        Nah, the acorn won’t be very loud when it hits the water.

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          Maybe there’s a hidden sheet of tin just below the water surface, you never know

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      This is Germany. Most bullets fired here end up in deer instead of people.

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        As it should be

        Deer is delicious

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        Here in Germany the police tend to call the responsible hunter to avoid the paperwork, that comes with shooting their weapons.

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          That might depend on the police force (i.e., state) we’re talking about. My colleague told me that when he hit a deer and called the police with the deer still lying around, they just shot it.

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      I keep punching and choking it but it keeps coming back for more! Oh… Oh God… IT LOOKS EVEN DARKER NOW!!! EVERY POLICE MAN FOR HIMSELF

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        OFFICER DOWN!!!

        BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

        I’M HIT! I’M HIT!!

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