kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago7 for mesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square365linkfedilinkarrow-up1386arrow-down113
arrow-up1373arrow-down1image7 for mesh.itjust.workskingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square365linkfedilink
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoNat 20 DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI attempt to seduce the nearest goat
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoNat 11 DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.” Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
minus-squareIsa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months ago Greedy player: What about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoGranted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Nat 11
DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”
Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
Greedy player:
What about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
Cue my …entry… music
[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!