This is brilliant!

Here’s the transcription (OCR had a hell is a time with this; Tesseract was a compete fail, and online converters struggled too)

If he’ll drive you to the criming, he’s a Fed
If he’ll drive you to the criming, he’s a Fed
If you can’t get there without him
And you don’t know much about him
If he’ll drive you to the criming, he’s a Fed

If his friend has got the weapons, he’s a Fed
If his friend has got the weapons, he’s a Fed
If you’re running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down south
If his friend has got the weapons, he’s a Fed

If he’s got a stupid haircut he’s a Fed
If he’s got a stupid haircut he’s a Fed
If his haircut’s tight and high
Fits better with a suit and tie
If he’s got a stupid haircut he’s a Fed

If he says you don’t need OPSEC, he’s a Fed
If he says you don’t need OPSEC, he’s a Fed
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chat room won’t delete it
If he says you don’t need OPSEC, he’s a Fed