Ah fuck… How can I help you, ma’am?

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I had one gig where I had more access to the building than the building’s owner and company ceo.

      But the real sense of power came the day I realized I could trap anyone in the company into a concrete stairwell with locked steel doors by revoking keycard access while they were between floors. I had a emergency lever/opener added to the ground floor door - I don’t know how that got past fire inspection in the first place.

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      Electrican here, it’s even worse. Fuck lightbulbs and florescent tubes, you don’t need me to change those.