• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    1 month ago

    Some bro took an arrow to the banana and his friends were like, “WE NEED THE BLACKSMITH… RIGHT… FRIGGIN… NOW.”

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      1 month ago

      Considering how often I instinctively shield my junk from damn near anything, my guess is that it started with the worlds biggest coward but theh when he did take an arrow to the knee banana others started thinking maybe bro had a point.

      • peto (he/him)@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 month ago

        I can’t prove it but I am more certain that the first bit of worn armour ever made was to protect some guys dick than I am about gravity.