Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Gay: News, Memes and Discussion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoAnd I'm all here for itlemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down10
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minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoSome bro took an arrow to the banana and his friends were like, “WE NEED THE BLACKSMITH… RIGHT… FRIGGIN… NOW.”
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoConsidering how often I instinctively shield my junk from damn near anything, my guess is that it started with the worlds biggest coward but theh when he did take an arrow to the knee banana others started thinking maybe bro had a point.
minus-squarepeto (he/him)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoI can’t prove it but I am more certain that the first bit of worn armour ever made was to protect some guys dick than I am about gravity.
Some bro took an arrow to the banana and his friends were like, “WE NEED THE BLACKSMITH… RIGHT… FRIGGIN… NOW.”
Considering how often I instinctively shield my junk from damn near anything, my guess is that it started with the worlds biggest coward but theh when he did take an arrow to the
kneebanana others started thinking maybe bro had a point.I can’t prove it but I am more certain that the first bit of worn armour ever made was to protect some guys dick than I am about gravity.