There are lots of evil people in this world, people I wish would disappear and we would be much better off. There’s terrible people who revel in increasing the suffering of others that I wish would get a swift boot to the face and a brain-altering shock.

But no one alive today attracts my ire, my deepest loathing, my searing hate more than billy boy here. He’s like a smug liberal version of Joe Rogan. Just a completely unempathetic connoisseur of his own flatulence. And worst of all, he actually thinks he’s funny. Even my most lib supreme family members who agree with 99% of what billy says, still hate him because he’s so inhospitable and unfunny.