People ask me - they ask me - how was the pope’s funeral. A little boring honestly. At the pope wake - the food was not good. People say Italians know food. Wrong maybe. And death makes you hungry but portions too small. Also bad. I told jokes - funny jokes(!) but the dignitary guys didn’t laugh. Bad crowd. So funeral 2 out of 10. Carter’s funeral - better. Obama laughed at my jokes. Good fried chicken. Not as good as KFC but good for democrats.
People ask me - they ask me - how was the pope’s funeral. A little boring honestly. At the pope wake - the food was not good. People say Italians know food. Wrong maybe. And death makes you hungry but portions too small. Also bad. I told jokes - funny jokes(!) but the dignitary guys didn’t laugh. Bad crowd. So funeral 2 out of 10. Carter’s funeral - better. Obama laughed at my jokes. Good fried chicken. Not as good as KFC but good for democrats.