That last one hit best.
I’ll constantly make entire spreadsheets to analyze the most random things, and then I get annoyed when my wife doesn’t want to hear the summary and conclusion.
Caffeine and I have a very strange relationship. Sometimes, it keeps me alert. Sometimes, it makes me crash within an hour of consuming it. I thought I didn’t have ADHD for the longest time because I was told of I did have it, caffeine would make me sleepy.
For me, it seems to have no effects. I’ve been known to down mugs full of coffee and still manage to fall asleep. (It gets the bowels running, though)
Why don’t energy drinks work for us???
For the same reason Adderall let’s us focus, while it makes everyone else jittery.
Chemicals are weird. Thanks a lot, brain.
I don’t have ADHD but apply your “ADHD column” attributes to myself.
Poor meme