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Doods@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

I pulled this from a shop.

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I pulled this from a shop.

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Doods@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • jedibob5@lemmy.world
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    Good to see they’re branching out with their business model. Can’t just commit to a single strategy these days. Sometimes it helps to rebase your priorities to avoid creating new issues.

    Ok, bad jokes aside, how did it taste?

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      Didn’t eat it, have to wait for sunset.

      Probably tastes the same as other cheap options, they rarely differ in taste.

      Edit: I am really bad at tasting things, but I don’t think it tasted different from what I expected.

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        a fellow two marshmallow kid, I see

        • Doods@infosec.pubOP
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          What does that even mean?

          • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_marshmallow_experiment

          • GroteStreet 🦘@aussie.zone
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            Look up “Stanford marshmallow experiment”.

            • Doods@infosec.pubOP
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              Immediately recognized that experiment.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        I think I know you

        • Doods@infosec.pubOP
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          After searching your comment history for the string: “Doods” (all case) I have something to tell you: git off social media, it took me minutes of flipping pages to reach 5 month old comments before surrendering; I do feel like I know you as well.

          Regarding the general feeling, I experience a similar thing with someone else:

          @PanArab@lemmy.ml, who is noticeable for having one of the few Arabic names on Lemmy, تحريرها كلها ممكن (freeing it all is possible) and for being the moderator of !israelicrimes@lemmy.ml, and for being from Saudi Arabia, we could tell that because:

          a) He has its flag on his account.

          b) He put a picture of an expensive car on top of it, further proving he is from Saudi Arabia (لا مؤاخذة) (Sorry for teasing you)

          Edit: he apparently moderates many other things as well.

          • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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            I meant in real life. But perhaps not.

          • تحريرها كلها ممكن@lemmy.ml
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            لا مؤاخذة 😞

  • Subverb@lemmy.world
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    echo “calories” >> .gitignore

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    Hope you requested before you pulled

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    git: 'extra' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

  • Downcount@lemmy.world
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    You should clone it for unlimited snacking.

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    deleted by creator

  • Doods@infosec.pubOP
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    Purely for this post.

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      Produced by Sasco food industries.

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    Isn’t git an insult for the British

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      It also means “go!” (Imperative) in Turkish, so I’m wondering if this is a Topkek situation

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Bisect it!

  • spongebue@lemmy.world
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    It’s a git gat bar!

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Issue: … filled& coated …

    Pettifogger’s Pedantic Pull Request: … filled & coated …

  • MultipleAnimals@sopuli.xyz
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    git gud?

  • catacomb@beehaw.org
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    Did you pull it before checkout?

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