I’m ready to go to bed but it’s currently illegal to move, open to suggestions.

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Bonje@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Try en passant

DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Holy hell

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 年前

New kitten just dropped

fulcrummed@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Sleeping on the couch with a fur blanket is always a viable option.

AresUII@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Just doze off if you’ve already brushed your teeth

oce 🐆@jlai.lu · 2 年前

Get an accomplice to open a can of tuna.

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org · 2 年前

Learn to throw your voice until you can “pspsps” from down the hall.

WoolyNelson@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Succumb.

This is your life now.

yuki@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Soooo cute

HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.uk · 2 年前

Defenestration