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  • I need help pinching off the SHITPO phonetic alphabet

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  • C - chimney, chute

    E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance

    I - incontinence, ileum, inbox

    J - jettison hatch

    K - kegel-er

    N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo

    X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve

    Y - young republican, yawning abyss

    Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith

  • It was cold. This stray kitty chose me and napped for half an hour.

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  • His name is Johan. You are his human now. You may call him Joey or “yoyo” or many other familiar terms of endearment (assuming you are familiar with the European soft ‘j’ sound. 🪀)

    You must feed him nutritious and delicious meals, give him affection and love and reverence, and do his every bidding. This is the will of our (sectarian cat over-)lord. I wish you a happpy and harmonious life together. I now pronounce you Johan, and “Johan-adjacent, subservient sycophantic lackey”. You may now scoop his litter.

  • I finally figured out that my cat Miez doesn't like hopping onto the potentially wet window sill, so today I built her a ladder including entrance way

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  • I got the /s my bro.

  • Europe's plan to use $105 billion of frozen Russian assets tantamount to war, says Russia's Medvedev

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  • Is the undercurrent here that if these wealthy and powerful Russian oligarchs lose all their frozen assets because of this war, that Putin may find himself at risk of his own defenestration as the whole class of wealth bands together and buys his military and security staff out from underneath him?

  • Samsung smart fridges have started displaying ads

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  • Pete Hegseth, introduced as the SSecretary of War

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  • I am Jack’s raging bile duct.

  • Pete Hegseth, introduced as the SSecretary of War

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  • I’m enjoying the clear belly fat on display. The very same fat he has criticised career service members for having, those much older than him with far more distinguished service records and the respect of those they command. Wonder if Kegsbreath and Boof Kavanaugh shotgunned bears together back in the day.

  • US Lawmakers Want To Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They’re Doing

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  • Surely Anon is gonna show up to make a point about this. Some conservative politicians from red states are going to have their viewing preferences outed. Hopefully there is enough kink in their web history to embarrass them into rolling back these draconian attempts to control the populace. The few who have a staffer who’s shown them how to use a vpn will be exposed as hypocrites (not that their constituents will care) “vpn for me, not for thee”. I can’t imagine another group of people who probably have more controversial viewing tastes than conservative politicians. For all I know they’ll get off on having their kinks exposed, let’s find out.

  • Help me decide what I should name my game! Currently Country Architect, it turns out that "country" has a double meaning in English that I was not aware of ["Infrastruction" it is.]

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  • Oooofff, thanks for pointing that out!! Yikes - Birth of a Nation, dead in the water, terrible suggestion, strike it from the record, definitely don’t use that.

  • Help me decide what I should name my game! Currently Country Architect, it turns out that "country" has a double meaning in English that I was not aware of ["Infrastruction" it is.]

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  • Help me decide what I should name my game! Currently Country Architect, it turns out that "country" has a double meaning in English that I was not aware of ["Infrastruction" it is.]

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  • Birth of a Nation, Fledgling Nation

    Edit: kind soul pointed out the shitty connotations of Birth of a Nation, definitely do not call it that!

  • The reason women cover their drinks

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  • His Mar a Lago makeover is in full swing.

  • Indigenous actor Elaine Miles says ICE called her Oregon tribal ID ‘fake’

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  • Ship of fools

  • Dmitry Peskov commented on the Airbus CEO's statement

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  • “Whatever comes out of him is complete shit”

  • Zohran Mamdani says he still believes Trump is a 'fascist' and 'despot' after White House meeting

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  • Honestly, I’m just wondering if Trump is so accustomed to people bending the knee that when someone rocks up and tells him to his face that he’s nothing special, he becomes the sycophant because he needs everyone to love him. It’s not about the power. The abuse of power is largely about exercising the limits of his popularity to prove to himself he has worth and value. Seeing how far his own sycophants will stretch is his way of feeling meaningful and important, quite likely trying to prove that to his dead father. Kim Jong Il is his ideal. He could kill someone in the middle of Pyongyang Ave and no one would bat an eye.

    It doesn’t hurt that Mamdani is the new fave son of the city Trump cannot win over no matter what he does, no matter what title he holds.

    New York is a proxy for Trump’s dad. He’s always gonna be a disappointment to his father, and will go to his grave having never bathed in the glow of his father’s pride.

    It’s quite the magic trick - Mamdani turned Trump into the world’s first Orange pander bear.

  • Senate sends bill to release Epstein files to Trump

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  • Yeah, sticking it in a drawer might be their tactic, but congress would have to not be in session for it to work. If it was unanimously approved by both the House and the Senate, it would normally mean there are enough votes to override a veto, but if he did actually veto I wouldn’t put it past them not to hold an override vote.

  • Can I do the thing?

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  • I love Liz Climo’s stuff so much! Always just tickles me.

  • This happens frequently but we all ignore it

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  • Ex-boyfriends.

  • I still remember in school when you got used text books that other previous years of classes had used. Still remember a history book that had porno captions on every picture

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  • We’d get a second-hand book sale just before school starts where there school would on-sell used books bought back (or donated) from previous years. All the parents and many kids would look for the book in the best condition. If you knew what was up, you’d thumb through them all and look for the ones with highlighting and the margin notes. My parents were like “why do you want the ratty old one?” But didn’t press the issue too hard cos at least they were cheaper than the pristine ones where the spine had never been cracked.

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    fulcrummed @lemmy.world

    I have an astronomy joke but it's been eclipsed