MrNesser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前Im flying to the USA from Englandmessage-squaremessage-square91linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareIm flying to the USA from EnglandMrNesser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square91linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down2·2 年前And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.
minus-squarePlungeButter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·2 年前When does the freedom kick in?
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 年前When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前You’re free to choose between 25, 30 and 35%.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前As a free American, you have the right to have your teeth kicked in by cops.
And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.
When does the freedom kick in?
When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!
You’re free to choose between 25, 30 and 35%.
As a free American, you have the right to have your teeth kicked in by cops.