• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    20 days ago

    Company hires eight parrots as project workers because they are all able to say

    • ‘we need to move the project deadline back by two weeks’
    • ‘get back to me tomorrow’
    • ‘can we do a zoom call to discuss this?’
    • ‘I’m waiting on material from parrot #5’
    • ‘I’m waiting on material from parrot #4’
    • ‘Our shipment hasn’t arrived yet’
    • ‘What was the project goal again?’
    • ‘We need another project manager’