Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an “insignificant little Island”, and Russia has been characterized as a “mob run gas station” or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as “shithole countries”.
Let’s flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country’s head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.
I’ll go first:
Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport – Come and play!
Canada - Europe without the culture
Québec tries (albeit aggressively) but the rest of Canada tells them to stop with “we don’t do that here”
For some reason this comment made me think of this scene from Canadian Bacon
We’re basically just diet America
The Pepsi to America’s Coke. Anyone who isn’t a fan of either can’t tell them apart, and you’d be hard-pressed to get an accurate account from the fans of what actually is different, but damned if either one will admit that they’re pretty similar.