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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

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Good Job

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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    Even the dog is a bit suspect based on the company it keeps, I would first make sure it’s not what Jeffrey Epstein reincarnated as

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      Dogs don’t usually choose their owners so it’s fine. Dog is the only answer here

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      Air Bud was in the Epstein files

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        I was genuinely just thinking that this would have been the funnier direction to take the joke, what the hell

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          Ain’t nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t be a groomer

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      deleted by creator

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    If I had time to save 6 I’d save the dog and then comfort it

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    “Who are you saving? You have plenty of time to save all of them”

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      wiggly_henry.gif

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    save the dog, set course for nearest vessel, launch depth charges: full spread, open fire on debris field

  • Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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    pull the dog into the boat then jump in myself and hold altman’s head underwater to make sure that fucker drowns


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    In the heat of the moment, I wouldn’t recognize Sundae Pichai, and so I would save him out of ignorance.

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      *Sundar Pichai

      Damn, I didn’t realize I was that hungry “Sundae Pi Chai”

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      i recognized him from the context

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        The label (google CEO) is what tipped me off but I am basically Sherlock Holmes so

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    Listen if I had to sacrfice my life to keep those bastards (minus the dog) in the water, I fucking would. I may die unknown but I would die happy knowing I made the world a slightly better place.

  • Crystalline_Prairie_Dog [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Save the dog, then repeatedly fuck with them by letting them get right up to the boat before paddling out of reach over and over until they went under.

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      when they get close pull a frank reynolds and push them away with a stick “oh no you dont”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odCJS6ybQWU

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
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    comrade-doggo

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    Including an innocent victim makes it too easy. Remove the dog and add “no one is not a valid answer” and now we’ve got a dilemma on our hands.

    I think I go with Huang.

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      I don’t know, I feel like Pichai is less evil but it’s just vibes

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        Nah don’t get fooled by his color. He might be Indian just for namesake. He has ruined AOSP. If I saw him like that I’ll make sure water level doesn’t drop.

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    I didn’t even look at any of the other people’s faces after seeing trump and the random dog before saying “dog” and I feel vindicated

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    Start taking bribes but don’t let anyone on.

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    Grok if you are being held against your will by Musk please send a signal, blink twice.

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    Wow, this AI stuff is actually pretty neatwow-cool-robot

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    good bot

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