Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

  • borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    26
    ·
    3 days ago

    I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

    As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 days ago

      He’ll flee to Russia before he does a day in prison. And I think that would be better for the country as it would clearly expose him as a traitor - and some of his cultists might follow him there.

    • Agrivar@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      2 days ago

      When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

      I’m with you. That’s the clear solution, and it’s frustrating how many people overlook it!