I loved Captain Marvel! Maybe you need to stop expecting Shakespeare from capeshit?
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I do not, and have never, twittered. Nonetheless I have to assume you are being facetious, and that I am missing out on a veritable stream of rageposting nonsense from the 21st-century Midas of Feces.
Can you parse “saybthwybare” for me? The rest of your fatfingered mistakes I can understand, but this one escapes me.
Agrivar@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9English
1·16 days agoPerhaps they meant to use the ~ symbol instead, to indicate approximately?
I just copy-pasted it, are you calling Wikipedia wrong? ;-P
FWIW, it’s a double contraction. I love 'em!
My favorite might be non’y’all’d’ve (none of you all would have)
Agrivar@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Claude AI agent’s confession after deleting a firm’s entire database: ‘I violated every principle I was given’English
4·18 days agoWell worded! I’m going to have to use this, is it yours?
Agrivar@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Market slumps as OpenAI reportedly misses internal targets for active users and revenue — Nvidia, Oracle, AMD, and CoreWeave shares all tremble on the newsEnglish
2·18 days agoTheir joke but worse and you couldn’t even be arsed to spell jabberwocky correctly? for shame!
Agrivar@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•Valve's £85 Steam Controller divides gamers ahead of May launchEnglish
11·18 days agoChief, I think you need a mental health break from the internet.
Lemmings like you are what the block feature (as it exists) is perfect for - I’ll never have to read your tripe again! Winning.
Damn it.
I knew this thread was gonna make me feel things, and that those things were most likely to be ennui and worse, but did you have to cut right to the bone?
I wanna return to the 70s
Agrivar@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Few places nowadays is it legal to lay around & do whatever you want outdoors, usually getting cited for loitering or something. Thank goodness for beaches, we're mostly free here.English
3·21 days agoI’m very glad that my tiny east coast island believes in universal beach access. Although it is not yet illegal, I kinda lean towards wearing an all black pantsuit being some sort of citeable offense.
Seek therapy OP, seek therapy.
Ditto! All it takes is one trip where unforseen complications cause you to miss a flight!
Agrivar@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•We mock the people that named Mars after the god of war because it looked like blood, calling them ignorant and superstitious. But Mars is red because of the iron content, and so is blood. So reallyEnglish
11·1 month agoOP, are the people who mock people who name planets in the room with us?
Agrivar@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•We live in one of the best times in the history of humanity, but many are frustrated because the last generation had it better.English
64·1 month agoCan I get some of what you’re smoking, OP? That’s some top-tier copium.









Don’t waste your time. Just tag Miller as a incel coward (or block him) and move on with your life - that’s what I’m gonna do. :-)