• Gork@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Subliminal messaging by the Duolingo owl. But I’m surprised the messaging isn’t more homicidal, considering it’s constant threatening to murder me and my family if I don’t keep up my lessons.

    “my wish is to kill more for the bird.”

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      8 months ago

      I lost my streak yesterday… I fear for my life. Can any man, god or owl help me now, or am I truly beyond salvation? I plan to sacrifice hours in the name of the owl today.

      Die Eule ist sehr klug…

      Die Eule ist sehr klug…

      Die Eule ist sehr klug.

      Deo Duo da mihi salutem, Amen.