to be fair getting mechanically separated into 12 pieces by a missile is a legitimate medical emergency
Mechanically Separated Chicken :kelly:
She died WITH ballistic missile fragments in her but not FROM ballistic missile fragments

Shot through the heart and Trump’s to blame
Trump - you give war a bad nameDoes the Army promote you for a fatal heart attack? I’m guessing not!
posthumously promoted to Major, making her the highest rank killed in the Iran War
Wait, you can do that? Just declare someone is a higher rank after they die and then claim a high ranking person was killed?
I can’t believe they killed our Ultra High Supreme Universal God-Queen, who ascended the throne only three days after she was murdered by those dastardly Iranians
I guess everyone dies of a medical emergency after all







