The year is 2032. You are on a date walking down a picturesque, tree-lined street in Brooklyn. On the next block, the vibe is ruined by a standing army of fetid plastic dumpsters. Your date says, “Wow, I miss the days when there were black trash bags strewn across the sidewalk!”

Believe it or not, this will happen if we don’t stop Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s misguided Empire Bins plan.