The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agoSomeone's lyinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up1976arrow-down146
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minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up79arrow-down3·2 years agoOh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
minus-squareEncephalotrocity@biglemmowski.winlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 years agoHow fat is she?
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up51·2 years agoShe’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 years agoShes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoShe’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoShe’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
minus-squareKazumara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoI suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoShe’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
minus-squareCyclist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 years agoYou can’t see my mom, she’s dead.
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 years agoShe’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoOf course she’s dead, she’s in space…
Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
How fat is she?
She’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
She’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
💖
Just fat enough 😋
I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
Pretty fat yo
Well, fat at least
You can’t see my mom, she’s dead.
She’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
Of course she’s dead, she’s in space…
Fuckin’ got them! Nice.