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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days ago

Jason Momoa Wakes Up Tied To Chair In Empty Warehouse With ‘Candy Crush Saga’ Movie Script

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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days ago
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LOS ANGELES—Regaining consciousness just as a masked captor slapped him across the face with the script, actor Jason Momoa reportedly woke up Tuesday tied to a chair in an empty warehouse facing the screenplay for a Candy Crush Saga movie. “You are Mr. Toffee now,” said a low, menacing voice that came from behind a […]
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