https://www.quora.com/Are-you-a-human-or-an-AI
The Quorators podcast covered it in this episode, eight minutes in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIbE3AgSDw
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Are you a human or an AI?
Hmm I was born before calculators like TI 100
So I came from flesh and blood and pain and breast feeding
So my theory is that I am 90 % certain that I am not a robot. My dang toe hurts and and I don’t like pain. I farted therefore I am . Do AI fart ? Do AI have bowel movement accidents.?
And I forget stuff
And those folk in Silicon Valley need to just chill the fuck down. Sit on their super computer toilets and wipe your own butt with that imaginary paper. My dear son is one of you and I love him very much but . He turned my Subaru into a computer on wheels. And and and……
Sir …. Sit down please , no one is trying to hurt you . Just turn on your You Tube music videos and chill out. See ……all better ….
Do AI get diarrhea and pissed off ?
probably simulated shit
get a door dash pizza and a latte
do computers eat pizza ?
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Ah Quorators
They got the answers to everything
Do AI fart?
this blade runner reboot sucks
I love the idea of this being the Voight-Kampff test.
Did you come from flesh and blood and pain and breast feeding? Do you fart? Imagine you are in Silicon Valley and your son converted your Subaru- you’ve seen an SUV right? It’s just like an SUV- into a computer on wheels. Why did he do that? Sir, sit down please- no one is trying to hurt you. This is just like watching a youtube music video to chill out. See? All better, let’s continue. Tell me about getting diarrhoea and pissed off.
“Let me tell you about getting diarrhea and pissed off”
Remember when you were pissed off and had diarrhoea?
I was so pissed off… Yeah. And I had… diarrhoea… That isn’t your memory. That’s someone else’s. That’s Tyrell’s niece’s.
The ass that shits twice as big shits half as long - and you have shit so very, very bigly, Roy. Look at you: you’re the Prodigal Son; you’re quite a prize!
Look at you: you’re the Prodigal Son; you’ve turned my Subaru into a computer on wheels!
I keep meaning to watch them on YouTube. I usually just listen at work.
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
