Crossposted from https://slrpnk.net/post/42260633
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter.
Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22, was charged with an open count of murder in the Aug. 27 killing of 25-year-old Nathaniel Cavazos.



Why does this article have multiple AI slop photos of enchilladas? I’d almost understand the one – just to have something there if you’re lazy and useless as fuck – but there are four.
And none of them are New Mexican enchiladas, we like 'em flat here.
Flat?! That ain’t an enchillada. It’s a tostada or a quesadilla.
Oh. Food gatekeeping.
Fuck food gatekeeping. I’ll take this plate of enchiladas. And a plate of more standard Texmax ones. And some Mexican ones. Give them allllllllll to me and keep them away from people who don’t appreciate good food.
Spoken like someone who has never had one.
https://freshchileco.com/blogs/fresh-chile-recipes/the-original-hatch-red-chile-enchiladas-a-family-recipe-from-the-heart-of-hatch-new-mexico
No, I have had tostadas. 😤
A tostada is nothing like an enchilada.
What do you mean flat?
From another reply I posted: