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cm0002@toast.ooo to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 2 months ago

FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

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FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

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The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
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    Straight out of blazing saddles.

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    Big relief for Ka$h. Not the prostitution thing, the other one. Well, the prostitution thing, too.

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      I think, by definition, anytime that dude tries to mate with something, it’s bestiality.

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    This is the sort of change that seems to always precede a revelation. For instance, the FBI director might know that irrefutable proof of his participation in bestiality may be exposed soon (as a hypothetical example) but now he doesn’t have to step down. Cuz rule change.

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    spiderkash is sick of all the lame vanilla missionary bozos in FBI

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    into megaphone: … Bear … bear fucker! Do you need enlistment?

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    Harris would have done the same.

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      I couldn’t just sit by and let genocide happen so I let worse genocide happen. That’ll show the Democrat party.

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