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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Kelly - Church Organ

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Kelly - Church Organ

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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https://theonion.com/church-organ/

  • Shaleesh [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Does this mean that God has many and also one penis?

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      Could God make a hog so girthy that He Himself could not crank it?

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        How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis?

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      The Junk is made of the Hoggy Trinity consisting of The Cock, The Left Testicle and The Right Testicle. Some surviving Orthodox sects also include The Perineum and The Bung Hole in their Groinal Quintuity of The Junk.

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        The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm

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      he has 2+ penises

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        Spirit dick

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      Wow, the kkkri$$tian god is so cis he doesn’t even have the transitive property

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