This man is old enough to have voted for Roosevelt in 1944! (I assume he voted Democrat)

  • meep_launcher@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    I feel like the reaper is really dragging his feet with this one.

    Grim reaper looking at list in the morning whilst holding skull mug, wearing a death bathrobe, and sporting pink fuzzy slippers

    “Okay let’s just take a- AWWWW MAN. Really? Jimmy Carter? Uuuuugh this is gonna suck so much.”

    Procedes to pull out his iBone15 to call God

    “Hey cough um god I think I got plague so I need to take take the next… 5 years off yea 5 years… No yea I tested positive. Yes I can send you a picture… No no don’t worry I’m way ahead of schedule- get it, ahead? Baha yea I’ll never forget Louis, what a laugh. Oh, no we don’t need to send in a sub… No really… No, ESPECIALLY not Reagan. Sure. Yep I’ll give a call to HR. Thanks. Bet.”

    Hangs up, calls HR

    “Hey Lucifer I need to call out…”