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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Now they're broke

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Now they're broke

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    There’s a coffee trailer near me named two girls one cup. Huge graphic with the name on the outside. It is barista’d by two women in bikinis. Couldn’t bring myself to try a hot cup of steaming anything they serve.

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    laid off both girls but kept the cup. Like, it sounds backwards to me. I thought you were supposed to seize the means of production, not the containers that they fill

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      laid off both girls but kept the cup. Like, it sounds backwards to me

      They have an LLM managing the cup now

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        “You’re absolutely correct! I forgot to add poop to the cup! I’ve now added my poop to the cup, and I added some vomit on it for accuracy.”

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      why have few workers working at above average productivity when you could have no workers working at maximum productivity?

      jokes aside, that is what businesses want with AI. we’ll see how that goes…

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    Can’t have shit in your cup

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    The cup now comes with AI and produces the shit by itself.

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    Well at least they don’t need much (fresh) food

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      Actually, the female dogs needed lots of food, which is why they were hungry.

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    I can hear the piano music in my head

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    Jon Lajoie - 2 Girls 1 Cup Song

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