• KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Charlie Kirk faked his own death so that his wife could lure Vance somewhere private where Charlie then jumped him and stole his clothes and identity. That guy who tried to break into Vance’s house was literally just Vance himself trying to take his life back from Kirk. The current JD Vance is Charlie Kirk in disguise, while the real Vance is locked up somewhere Man in the Iron Mask style.

    None of their paymasters or associates noticed because literally no one alive gives the slightest shit about either of those absolute dorks.