The King Shite-Ass Touch

  • volore
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    5 days ago

    flags should be ordered to be flown twice as high

    I, for one, look forward to the invention of levitating flags. Or are you proposing people find a way to make their existing flagpoles taller? Most of us would need some weeks notice for that kind of work, you know.

    • Asafum@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      I was thinking extending the pole, but you’re right that would take time! It’s ok though because the celebration would last weeks and weeks :)

      • volore
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        4 days ago

        yeah, true. And then all of our flagpoles can just be permanently twice as erect!