Or do, I’m not your mom

He already heard

Me and who?

Ladies, if your boyfriend…

Run for your lives!

Awesome, now I can stop messing around with Optiscaler

That’s alright, I want it that way

It’s basically just, he mispronounces “me” as “may” at the end of the chorus, so the meme is “It’s Gonna Be May”

Crumbling Castle

That’s his high jump

This guy gets it

>very hairy bed

You?

Thank you for creating Pokémon content!

Discharge

Darkrai in chess???!??

Who is she?

Tbf, I don’t think there’s any record of even historical Jesus to have shat himself, so that is an “opposite,” in a way.

Yeah, surprisingly enough, rubbing alcohol makes a great degreaser, it’s also good for like, when you take a sticker or a label off of something, and it leaves a residue behind? That stuff, rubbing alcohol takes it right off.

Personal anecdote, one of my buddies in college had the misfortune of “being the first guy to fall asleep at the party” so of course we drew a bunch of dicks and stuff on his face. The only thing we could find to clean it off the next day was a bottle of 90% isopropyl, and a little bit got into his eye, he got so mad that he punched a hole in his bathroom wall.

You’re not part of the Turbo Team! You, walk… slowly!

“Nice drugs nerd, did your mom get them for you?”