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  • Man, I would have loved to watch that movie with either of mine, preferably at the same time.

    I’m honestly not sure if they ever met 🤔

  • Time anomaly detected: please describe your grandmother in 5 words or less and her geographic location using the standard Sol coordinate system for your galaxy, a team will be dispatched to discuss this matter with her. Have a nice day!

  • My grandma used to say the shit you own ends up p0ning you.

  • I… horses are kind of a big deal there. They sort of conquered the world with them long before the best of the Drumph DNA was running down some rape victims leg.

    Get some perspective bud ;-)

  • I mean… presumably boats have nets, some of them at least… and anchors! Flare guns… all sorts of stuff with legitimate maritime uses that might inadvertently foul a prop driven aircraft… just speculation, obviously not a Boat Guy™.

  • I’ve long needed a proper name for my breakfast drink… I believe I have just found it. You, sir, are both a scholar and a gentleman!

    For reference:

    • 6-9 shots of espresso
    • 1 shot Disaronno
    • 1 shot Kahlúa
    • 47g sugar
    • As much coco as I can get on a spoon Ehhhh… call it an 8mm cream top (never measured and I’m not sure a standard exists)
    • ~240ml of steamed whole milk
  • Never activated it intentionally and I never will.

  • I thought it was caused by all the ware wolves swimming to the mainland to feed?

  • I watched that doc too and I wish homie all the best in his new career as a fontographer.

  • I mean… if the movie was accurate it started as Zuckerberg’s personal spank-bank.

  • Nah, a slight flick of the wrist and it’s your todo list.

  • Oh I like where this is going… all new cabinet appointees must survive a swim in the Chicago river!

    Nobody will notice the orange ones might funk when he’s surrounded by stinky help.

  • I mean, it’s an open river that runs through a city… plus the sewers in most cities overflow into the storm drains (by design)… but even without that if the question is, “Would you swim in a storm drain?” I’d still have to say no ;-)

  • I love that they used the St. Patrick's day picture.

    Like it’s just a glowing green mutant incubator rather then sewage overflow, etc.

  • So reading between the lines meta’s end game is: “Smart glasses, make me star in a porno with the blond in line over there ordering a coffee… and uh, make it extra filthy!”

  • Wow… that seems high… but apparently lots of folks do want to live in a fascist dystopia 🤔

    This is weird. This was totally supposed to be snark… but now that I’m thinking, you have all the billionaires leaving and building compounds in New Zealand and such. It’s not hard to imagine a super fucked future where crummy upper middle class racists save up to live in the white man’s paradise — J.D.V. Is still basically the family pet, trump had his head grafted onto Nancy Mace’s body (don’t ask you’ll barf) and him and Putin go to China every 10 years for new organs.

  • I have no excuse. Well desk space… but keyboards are not the limiting factor :-)

  • Genius!

  • Honestly never thought much of the guy… guess he won, I’m going to go delete the Frogger episode. The only one worth pirating 😝🦜