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  • Nope… been all about that since I got my ass to Mars 😝

  • But then I need to be sitting down to punch somebody in the dick…

  • If only my network worked as a mesh 😭

  • Well… that’s slightly disappointing 🙄

  • Fun fact regarding the Jag handle, their really old coachwork vehicles had a small version of the same design. I’m afraid I don’t have a vehicle year to offer but it was probably 1920 or earlier, and about 2 inches in total length, and was definitely a security feature because the latch handles could only be popped out by hitting a small button on the inside of the door. The driver sat exposed in a front seat similar to the Ford model T.

  • There’s got to be a pee-toe tube joke in there somewhere… or possibly a Prince Albert joke 💍🍆

  • There’s been several studies indicating that CEOs are selected at least in part for physical attractiveness; height, facial symmetry, etc. The etc. being sociopathic tendencies 😌

  • [sarcastic slow clapping intensifies]

  • GÖOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEuh!

  • Still a rave… someone’s selling water for $20 a bottle. Maybe even a very expensive bottle of champagne… crap. Now I have to both remember what that 90’s movie was called and watch it again 😎

  • The first row is just Nobel’s, the second row is just those little Monopoly stickers from all the chezburgurz 😉

  • Can’t it be both? 😉

    Looking your way Professor Catz 🛸

  • IDK… I can imagine it being a bit different if you go into the situation prepared for the bone-dance (Giggedy)… I had a German friend, Mark, in art school who was a crazy alcoholic — genuinely a great guy, but we’re talking about taking down a 24 pack of beer in hours —who (drunkenly) insisted that the whole point of ecstasy was that you could ordinarily only drink one case of beer by yourself, but “On E, PEEEEEETEEEE! No listen to me!!! Pete… on E… you can drink twooooo cases!”

    Point being; raver culture might be a bit different over there.

  • I’d definitely rather live on surface-world… but lee-france ain’t getting any bigger 😉

  • Yeah… IDK… if you asked me for a literal recipe for “bad trip” I’d be hard pressed to do better than that.

  • “Ah… oue, yew know… jesst have fun wis it!”

  • I mean… dude might have just liked bony MILFs, but IMHO it still takes an above average juggler to keep that many huge balls in the air 😉

  • I’m about to go bust myself… just kidding, wish I had half your skill 😎

  • More trench coat and way, way more medals 😉

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Apple reminding me my iPad sucks