IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙

I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…

College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower. —Sigmund Fraud

I don’t think it was possible to ruin fractals 😭

So close! 365 is right around the next 4 corners.

Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.

Nobody.

Bruh… they can’t afford to do anything but cheap out. It’s slow motion genocide. With nukes.

This guy watches Exploring the Unbeaten Path :-)

You couldn’t pay me to be an Olympic athlete these days ;-)

• Toilets that don’t flush
• Toilets that do flush, but the outflow is just a ditch behind the “dorms”
• Cipro required for a brief swim in the… we’re doing what now? Am I in the wrong line?
• Seriously, I’m an olympic swimmer… o-l-y-m-p-i-c not the X-Games™???

[slow clap]

I’m not picking on the people… hell, hopefully this project brings a bit of prosperity to the region. Down side, Russian tourists are a handful — search “what air defense doing” for someone awesome memes 😉

I’m sure all those buildings are; well designed, well constructed, fully furnished and, well staffed ;-)

Interesting… going to have to use my phone-a-friend on those calcs, but I always love a good 60’s CIA conspiracy. The shit those fuckers got away with is just bizarre 😅

My fraudy-sense is tingling… that said, I tossed $6 at some German company a few weeks ago and patted myself on the back.

Remember kids, you can donate to the Signal foundation… Moxie Marlinspike is an international treasure #changemymind 😉

I could laugh, I could cry… what a fucking parasite of a company. They are basically just PatientTrolls© trolls at this point. Why didn’t I renew my copyright on trolling 😭

Chowtime boys 🐕

Back in my day we’d post a Polaroid a day, but that was only if you were a successful turnip farmer like myself… wait, what was I talking about again?

That almost amazingly, it will get worse.

LOL Cow-kitty hello.

I was incorrect…

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier said a largely abandoned airfield in the Everglades would be repurposed as a detention facility to house immigrants living in the U.S. illegally with criminal records. He dubbed it “Alligator Alcatraz,” saying any detainees seeking to escape would face alligators and pythons in the treacherous wetlands surrounding the site.

But now I’m wondering what largely abandoned airfield in the everglades was constructed for? Does the C.I.A. /still/ get their cocaine delivered there?

P.S. Yes, all of this was sarcasm.

Visited an alligator farm in Florida when we were kids… the prisoners/detainees/involentary-vacationers —you know, whatever we’re calling them soon are fucked… but the alligators are probably coming out ahead on this one.

I feel like he sent them the scarves but the rest of those outfits are just sad… “Can I get a pair of tan pants in a size 45x80 even though I’m 4-foot-nothing? I want to look like an elephant that just ODed on estrogen pills fam!”

Honestly I think they were LARPING as protesters or something but stopped for second donuts and didn’t get first pick from the costume department… or whatever they call their equipment room.