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  • Only 2 of them did it their whole lives… Ginger now considers it servitude, but would literally fetch milk rings or mice until both my girlfriend and I got worn out… two and a half hours IIRC. She was so fast, like 30-40 mice a minute.

  • Wouldn’t it be the brown shirts?

  • I stand corrected.

  • China’s making them for us? 😉

  • Somehow, I am 100% sure that our version still costs 1000% of the price even though we completely copied it 😑

  • It’s Dapper’s long lost cousin 🤣

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • I see what you did there…

    Pretty sure I’d need to be a church or something first. California isn’t a fan of not collecting taxes.

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • Pretty sure Family Guy did that first?

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • That’s almost a haiku… no wait, I just sat on syringes 43 through 50… someone please call 911.*

    *100% kidding… although I am diabetic 😌

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • Nice handle. I’m going to try that… I just fill up 50 syringes from 1-50 units, stick them all in and… no, no… I didn’t think this through either 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

    Going to go take a nap my friends, feel a little woozy 😌

  • Huh?

    Jump
  • So just drinking with friends at home then?

    No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑

  • Mummmmmmmm… I’m glad I have a shower 👅

  • Yeah… he’s the one that looks like a burning oil can right?

  • I don’t see why not… but you can’t actually move when it kicks in… I mean, you can, just not fast enough to actually dodge a bullet.

  • Oh man… I was gonna guess hobo simulator ⚠️

  • Trump’s prying the bribe out of his hand 😝

  • I can’t think of a better way to get into a hobby :-)

    I love the little finishing triangles too! I miss living near a Rockler.

    Thinking about your project led me back to the memory of the one before… very similar style, but it had a roll of “adding machine” paper that fed through two little strips of thin brass so you could write a note and leave it, or pull it through and tear it off.

  • Ohhhhhh man… Jr. High School shop class memories unlocked!

    Pretty sure mine had a small shelf somewhere, but otherwise identical.

    Thanks for sharing.

  • I thought that was r/dig-a-hole-and-die-in-it?

    Be sure to put the “free shovel & dirt” post it on the shovel before you disturb the walls of your internment garden… pockets full of seeds, etc.

    FFS: This is a 1000% sarcastic comment… no I don’t think it’s funny, etc.

  • Chin chilling 🐭

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Apple reminding me my iPad sucks