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  • This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.

    Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.

    Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.

    Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.

  • I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.

    W. O. W.

    Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.

  • I was the one that wrote it and I’m still having trouble 😳

  • Nice handle. My brain just wants it to be Warn0ck for some reason though… tell us, are you a dark wizard?

    Willlllllllllllllllloh…

    God damn moon sapphires look just like regular ones at night. Wait, is that why they call them that?Let me get back to you tomorrow morning when I can tell the difference.

  • You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar… Probably. I’m neither.

  • You know what… autoplay was on, I was huffing nitrous oxide. Honestly got no fuckin clue what I was watching or how that was supposed to be funny.

    Don’t do drugs 🤣

  • I’ve come so close to ordering that weird guide thing you bite down on… but Gibson just ruined it for me. I think it was like the evil sysadmin at blue ant had one or something?

    It’s just been way to long since I read a book… not that one specifically, it’s just making me nostalgic for books now.

  • You’re not alone, 20% of hipsters facial hair styles are directly attributable to this phenomenon!

    That goes up to a whopping 40%… south of the equator.

    Which makes this 60% of a global warming joke.

  • I’ll buy that for a dollar!

    Really? I want to believe this so badly that wasn’t an intentional X-Files reference.

  • OMG!

    Show your support for the new right by getting a reverse-hitler shave job 🤣

  • Can’t you people read. He was banned so nobody could “target” him.

    Okay fuckoff… back to watching #why-botherfiles.

  • 🤣

  • Relative to the dream he had last night after browsing the aisles of the federal evidence locker, which I assume is the thing where he gets his cocaine from…

    You just take a left at the McKinley Hooker tunnels.

  • Just for the record here, I’m not advocating, political violence specifically just generally.

  • Um… hash-dash–tag–free–Luigi?

    #It’suhmeMARIO!

  • Did you mean tick-tock-ocracy?

  • Underrated comment of the year. Possibly of the entire fediverse… we’re fairly new 🤣

  • 96 part episode coming soon.

  • Cooooolsies! (but you know when Robert Evans’ voice)