Imagine the government actually doing something that appeals to millennials.

Them: Be there or be square!

Me:

jk, nobody invites me to things

“It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds.”

I present a similar picture of my Thorin.

He got brushed, and I put the hair on his head.

Elastic deformation is for peasants.

TIL Dick Van Dyke is still kicking. Good for Dick.

God, have I ever fucking been there. The worst feeling is when you think you’re getting things done…then it hits you that the last two hours of your life were a complete waste, and you weren’t even having fun while doing it.

This is a heck of a post to come across for me right now.

95% of all life dies

Horseshoe crabs:

He was the Hulk once so I can’t blame you.

Disassociation is the soundtrack of my childhood! Can’t get hurt if I’m watching someone else be abused, even if that someone else is me!

~yes I’ve been to therapy and working through disassociation is still a daily struggle thx~

Doggy doggy WHAT now?

Here’s mine. I bought it new in 2015, and I wear it almost daily. It has never needed work.

My wife got me 8 TB about 3 or 4 years ago. It’s awesome. My Blu Ray library is on it and I still have 5 TB free

Our aim is to need this room. Clean your aim. Would help.

Tomacco. 🤤

This is totally the kind of shit my wife would have on her car or her macbook. I’d love to give her one of these lol

The Shawshank Redemption never gets stale for me, but it is a healthy time investment.

It’s not the cub scratching your face that’s what you need to worry about.

One of the better evolutions.