I use Debian btw
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world The polar bear doesn't need teeth or claws to hurt you.
Memes @lemmy.ml Cruising to victory was too scary for them to handle, I guess.
Microblog Memes @lemmy.world It's that time of year again.
cats @lemmy.world "It's a simple transaction, human. You'll give me your food (you have no choice), and in return, I'll come back and beg you for more in six seconds."
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Dogs @lemmy.world Inside you is two wolves. Both are blocking the rearview mirror.
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Honda Zonda
All Orange Cats Share One Brain Cell @lemmy.world What the heck is this thing doing???
Linux Gaming @lemmy.world Fellas, is it time to throw it in the garbage?
All Orange Cats Share One Brain Cell @lemmy.world Because one orange isn't enough, now we have two.
memes @lemmy.world To those who contribute to the kernel and our favorite software: You rock.
memes @lemmy.world Here in America, you can have whatever car you like! Yup. As long as it's the same silver, white, or black truck or SUV, you're spoiled for choice!
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Just give me a few hundred turns, and I'm gonna spank everyone at this tournament.
Dogs @lemmy.world What's that thing? Why is it attached to my butt??
Memes @lemmy.ml They were in the eggs
cats @lemmy.world Hidey hole
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world It's worth the trip.
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world A completely useful compulsion I have.
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world It'll be worth it
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Try this yummy Easter dessert!

Still too bloated. My hard limit is 950 bytes.