It took a day, but they have accepted their orange overlord.

  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    Interest declined when they discovered the immigration process was non-trivial. I checked into Canada back in 2016. Didn’t bother this time. I think a lobotomy might be the answer. It would be nice if I could just have my empathy surgically removed.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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      Wait, you’re telling me other countries have long processes for immigrating? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

      Save your money, y’all. You might need it if you ever need to flee to Canada as a refugee.

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      If I have to die young, I’m taking a few fascists with me.

      Edit: for example the lemmy.ml bots that are stalking my comment history. Yes, you, I see you.

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      I looked into moving to Germany a few years back myself. Mostly because my work has a place over there and the employee benefits are way way better there than here. I think most immigration processes are nontrivial unless you have a ton of wealth to bring to a country.