“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

Ah yes, good old dependency.

On October 18, 2016, less than a month before the Presidential election, FBI head James Comey decided to reopen the Buttery Males investigation. Male or female, that maneuver blew the campaign out of the water. If Trump learned anything from Roy Cohn, it was to win at any cost. https://youtu.be/mYMA3-ET4Ow?t=113 (I’m new, if YT links to PBS content aren’t permitted I’ll take it down)

Was he ever cognitively there?

If it were not for his mental decline, he would not have gained the populist support of so many uneducated or uninformed people. Back when Trump was young and sharp the average New Yorker couldn’t stand him.

Years ago he was smart, fast, crooked, and completely devoid of ethics or morals. He has an instinct for self-preservation equaled only by New York City’s most vicious, flesh-eating rats. Those traits were imparted by a ruthless father and honed by a cold-blooded mentor.

But time has the final word, and J. D. Vance is waiting in the wings like a pudgy undertaker with a bereaved expression on his face and a twinkle in his eye.

You’re the real MVB

Just suckers, like an octopus.

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

Note to self: Face-eating leopards nearly always arrive hungry.

He’s moving the FBI to Kash accounting.

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

Food poisoning will lead right back to a toilet paper shortage. Never mind that the US is net exporter of TP.

You are indeed a fortunate individual.

“She burns facts and she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.” - Michelle Wolf

First it was “Day 1”, then “It’s Biden’s Economy”, then “There will be a transition period”. Meanwhile he’s raking it in with all his grifts, prices are high NOW, and I’m hungry NOW.

Incredible. I am dismayed that so many people find it difficult to understand that it’s a tax on imported goods at the port of entry. The importer is going to pay the tax and then mark up the goods accordingly.

“Expendable peasant”: Anyone who isn’t a billionaire willing to throw money at L’Orange.

Great phrase, BTW. I’m brand new around here and I already like the place!