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  • That expression. "Don't worry ladies, there's enough of ol' Skeeter to go 'round."

  • Last time he left the White House they took anything that wasn't nailed down.

  • Trump's Library is vaporware. He made a lot of noise about how great it was going to be and "the best Presidential Library ever," and grifted and conned and got donations. Still waiting for that first golden shovel to break ground.

  • a secret bellybutton supply

    Aye, the Navel Reserve.

  • I'm doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

  • Oh god

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  • I now own a Browntooth speaker.

  • Spoon

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  • Apart from everything else, that's a great headline pun.

  • Lemon-scented Roundup® is tasty and nutritional, too!

  • He's the septic skeptic.

  • Narrator: Where will you be when the amphetamine wears off?

  • Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.

  • But apart from the whole Foreign Emoluments Clause of the US Constitution, he's going to pay the taxes and duties on it, right? RIGHT?

  • "luk, hoomans has gives us a food hatch!"

  • Live, from Chicago's famous Studebaker Theater, I'm Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me. Today's guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.

  • Librarians are pretty chill, unless you're a loud talker hehe

  • The way the tissue regenerated was miraculous, wasn't it? No ragged gaps, no scar tissue...

  • AI would give you the finger if it could draw one.