Most car accidents happen within a mile from home

…because that’s where you’re driving most often

If there is a war on Christmas, it’s winning

This

Nah. Dr. Pepper is from the 1800s. I don’t think women were allowed to be doctors back then, so Dr. Pepper being male is a fair assumption.

Spaceteam

Codenames

No miming, no eye signals, one. Word.

Oh interesting, we always allow miming in Round 2. It’s a good way to “prime” your teammates for Round 3…but I could see why that’d be undesirable

Could you imagine it, though? Imagine dragons?

Even the individual days go by so fast though

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish

We already moved the fingerprint scanner from the back of the phone to the front of the phone, and our focus groups say it would be SO COOL if the scanner was even farther forward!! So on our next model, to unlock your phone, simply punch yourself in the face

https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-perfect-match/

How is there fiber in that

This is accurate lol

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Shhh if we tell them it hurts GDP, billionaires might start actually paying attention

What company? Sounds like dog shit, name em and shame em

do {
  /* something */
} do hast {
  /* something */
}

Sure, for a new project. But when inheriting code I’m not in a position to pick.

The point is that the state of python package managers is a hot fucking mess compared to npm. Claiming that “npm is just as bad” (or worse) honestly seems ridiculous to me.

(And isn’t pip/venv the one the requirements.txt one? Completely flat, no way to discern the difference between direct dependencies and sub-dependencies? No hashes? Sucks when it’s time for updating? Yeah no thanks, I’d like a proper lock file. Which is probably why there are a dozen other tools.)

More like rtfms. I really didn’t feel like learning 20 different tools for repos my team didn’t touch very often.