Sorry but nah. My last job we had a couple different python microservices. There was pipenv, venv, virtualenv, poetry, Pipfile.lock, requirements.txt (which is only the top level???), just pure madness

Apparently all this shit is needed because python wants to install shit globally by default? Are you kidding?

Well, we also had a couple node microservices. Here's how it went: npm install. Done.

Afraid you fucked something and want a clean environment? Here's how you do it with node: delete node_modules/. Done.

Want a clean python env? Uhhhhhhhh use docker I guess? Maybe try reinstalling Python using homebrew? (real actual answers from the python devs who set these up)

Well what's currently installed? ls node_modules, or use npm ls if you want to be fancy.

In python land? Uhhhhhh

Let's update some dep--WHY AREN'T PYTHON PACKAGES USING SEMVER

So yeah, npm may do some stuff wrong, but it seems like it does way more shit right. Granted I didn't really put in the effort to figure out all this python shit, but the people who did still didn't have good answers. And npm is just straightforward and "works".

"But JS projects pull in SOOOO many dependencies" Oh boohoo, you have a 1TB SSD anyway.