rhubarb [he/him]

Master schemer characters are fun and all, but petty schemers are just so much better. If you need a successful schemer in your story, please make them very lucky instead of some mastermind.

Oh wow she is against oppression but also for “practical reasons” against liberation, what a unique view for a liberal to have

He’s misinterpreting the data, the actual cause behind the correlation is that most Nobel prize winners choose to use the money to eat a bunch of chocolate

I’m watching NL play the horse girl game, and spent like two minutes wondering how they train the horses in real life to pace themselves for different length races. Completely forgot about the little guys riding them.

It’s genuinely a phenomenal 10/10 game, but I feel it was made specifically for a fandom to obsess over it, and I am glad for those people, I really am, but

I think there has been one Australian TV show’s worth so far, but I’m sure there are more to come

Since they are now in the business of taking minor characters from the original Gundam series and turning them into major characters, I suggest the grandfather traveling with a small child from episode 5, who says “These things I keep in my pocket are known as coffee beans. After I get back to Earth I’m going to stay put no matter what happens to me or the boy.”

Also, bring back impotently tossing your weapon in the general direction of the enemy mecha

Tried a new cycling route today, and tragically, it is 30 km of the most beautiful recently paved and even road I have ever seen, and 5 km of uphill on a road that would kind of suck even if you weren’t getting passed by a truck every 20 seconds

the type of dude that quotes Goethe at the gin bar

I have come to the shocking conclusion that liberals actually believe that There Is No Alternative, that a world other than one made of liberal democracies led by the American empire is not only undesirable but actually impossible, so anyone who disagrees with them must just not have heard their brilliant arguments.

I want to take a poop but i’m waiting for a package and I know the moment I do the delivery driver will materialize behind my door, where they will wait exactly the length of a wipe before driving away at the speed of sound

What, a worker just pretending to be busy?! What will the duplicitous generation Z think of next?

I really like tracking packages, they should make a thing where you can do that without ordering anything

Lemmyites are former redditors, and mainstream reddit was always shockingly unanimous with their misogyny when an appropriate target happened to come around.

I bought some really nice shoes for an absolutely goofy discount online (small feet privilege), chat could you pray that they fit?

Happy midsummer to all of you, even the haters and the losers

2027 and 2029 are both prime-numbered years, and the next two are 2039 and 2053, both of which are goofy science fiction year numbers that probably won’t actually happen. We don’t understand how lucky we are.

I’m convinced none of the people making these language learning apps understand what the actual use case is, I would be more likely to pay not to have to do this kind of stuff

The Juggalos have infiltrated the Democratic Party and are arranging crypto Gatherings

There’s a Bowie song called The Supermen, if that counts