

The way to encourage organization is by making yankees feel like they need to be doing something right now, or else they’ll just wait at home for the next election.
Nah


The way to encourage organization is by making yankees feel like they need to be doing something right now, or else they’ll just wait at home for the next election.


I don’t see why we shouldn’t make yankees feel bad about not overthrowing their government.
It might motivate them to actually do something.


Big red jelly donut.
We’re gonna have to record video of ourselves doing work at this rate.


We will win the war, we’re winning the war, we’ve already won the war, there is no war.
Cool country.


It’s only illegal if he actually intends to pay people.
He would never.
By this logic, extracting oil doesn’t contribute to climate change.


It won’t actually be predictive, it’ll just be random terrorism.


I hope everyone already has their Kirkmas gifts wrapped and ready, nothing worse than last minute shopping.
The fact that he has someone to write these for him, but they’re still walls of text, is really funny to me.


They are trying really hard to get robotic arms and cameras to do our jobs at the factory.
And it just doesn’t work. The parts are too variable, the robots are too finicky, and a human operator can quickly troubleshoot problems that a robot just completely freezes up on. Human operated machines always outperform, and in the end they add human operators back into their “automated” process to babysit the machine and do quality control on the parts it makes.


The Garden of Gethsemane, when Jesus begged his Father to not kill him for his weird sacrifice ritual.


Maybe, but does no one else have a competitive school system? That seems incomplete.
Sure, individual choices don’t matter. My choice to wear a mask couldn’t stop COVID either.
What matters are collective choices, made as a society. If everyone stopped eating meat, it would help.
But they won’t. They’d rather die.


Should I suck their dicks too?


You don’t help the chatbot cook your code properly either, you prompt it to cook it for you.
Vibe coding is not coding. It’s ordering a sandwich.


I was riding my bike without a helmet and was hit by a car, losing several weeks of memory and spending months in recovery.
I knew I was really lucky. I could have died! And I started thinking a lot about that, about being buried as a man and being remembered as a man and no one knowing there was more going on under the surface. It was all I could think about for a while.
It was also when I found out I already had boobs, or well, “gynaecomastia”. They never bothered me before so I never went to the doctor about it, and I remained unbothered with my official diagnosis. “I have boobs, so what?” Combined with the “oh shit I could have died” thoughts I started thinking “maybe these aren’t cis thoughts.” Still took, like, six months to actually see anyone about hrt.
Funny enough, when I first went to the doctor to talk about my gender dysphoria, they at first thought I was going to talk about a breast reduction until I confirmed “no actually I’d like them to be bigger please.” They are, by the way. 😁
Yeah, because most people refuse to do this and would rather die than be even slightly inconvenienced.
If it’s just you? Yeah, you’re just going to be forgotten and left out.