That said, I'm going to be a killjoy and say for people who interact or want to interact with ferrets, please know:
They will eat anything they're not supposed to, and many of them love styrofoam. It's very bad for them and can cause intestinal blockages. Biodegradable packing peanuts are a safe way to watch them go nuts in foam.
It's not safe to hold them up by their scruff like that. You can use it to immobilize them for things like nail clipping or meds and it's really effective. But you should never use the scruff to support their body weight like that. Their moms do that when they're kits, but it's not safe for a full-sized one.
Some other ferret facts:
If a female ferret goes into heat, unlike a lot of animals she will not come out of it until she gets pregnant. If she doesn't, the stress of being in heat will eventually kill her. She'll die from being too horny.
a group of ferrets is called a business
Rudy Giuliani had an infamous meltdown about ferrets back when he was mayor of New York.
Ferrets are sometimes employed as electrician's assistants to run wire through inaccessible spaces.
30 miles in distance, which doesn't seem like much. But very different culturally. Where I grew up often didn't feel like home even when I lived there. It definitely doesn't now.
Man, I meet so many people who have left Ohio. People love leaving Ohio. In fact, an abnormally high proportion of astronauts are from Ohio. People wanna leave Ohio so bad, they leave earth.
Are you an American? Start planning how to get out of there.
This isn't a realistic option for most people. On an individual basis, it's expensive and difficult if not nearly impossible for many people. On a macro level, there is simply nowhere so many of us can go.
This is really it, my entire worldview was shaken and is adrift. There was other non-COVID stuff around that time for me that intensified it, too. I look at that person from 2019 and feel like she is a stranger.
Even though leaded gasoline and leaded paint have been outlawed for decades in the US, it's still a big problem in poor communities. Lots of old houses still have lead paint. Lead abatement is expensive and many people may not even know it's something you need to do.
This idiot is very cute.
That said, I'm going to be a killjoy and say for people who interact or want to interact with ferrets, please know:
Some other ferret facts:
I like ferrets.