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@ paranoid @lemmy.world

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  • ALL HAIL SHRIMPGOD

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  • I've made so many poor decisions

  • Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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  • Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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    Scammers on the phone threatened to kill a man if he didn’t send them $12,000. When an Uber driver came to his house, he shot her

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  • I'm not sure if it was touched on in this article, but the scammers convinced the guy (over a few hours on the phone) the driver was there to hurt him if he didn't hand over the money.

    I certainly don't agree with his actions, but reducing the entire thing to racist violence is misguided and ignores everything that happened leading up to her death.

  • Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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  • In the app I'm using (boost), I can either post a link or upload a picture, not both.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    paranoid @lemmy.world

    Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

  • What fictional animal do you think would be the most delicious?

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  • Dragon, obviously

  • Bad kitty!

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  • I mean.... At least you noticed before using them 😅

  • Senate shutdown deal stalls over Graham objection

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  • The Senate is on track to pass a government funding package Friday afternoon after Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told colleagues that he will release his hold on the massive spending bill if he gets a vote on legislation to crack down on sanctuary cities.

    Either allow senators to sue if they're under investigation, or ramp up the war on sanctuary cities.

    What a cock

  • Senate shutdown deal stalls over Graham objection

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  • Graham pointed to language in the bill that would repeal a provision allowing senators to sue if their phone records were collected as part of former special counsel Jack Smith’s probe.

    What a cock

  • What’s a cheap purchase that’s completely changed your life?

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  • I still use a bit of toilet paper to dry off and as a make-sure

  • [SOLVED] Anyone able to identity this guitar solo or motif? (mp3 link inside)

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  • It sounds like the lead guitar during the chorus of No Excuses by Alice in Chains

  • Spong Berb Adventures #6

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  • What's the dumbest/silliest reason you got in trouble for in school?

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  • In 8th grade English class we had to write a short essay for homework (this was before most families had a computer, so it was hand written). I'm lefty, and the ink from my pen smudged (iykyk). In front of the whole class she called me out for sloppy work and said I'd receive a 0. So I asked how, as a lefty, I could prevent that from happening. She gave me 3 days of detention for talking back to her. When my mom found out, she called the school and spoke with the principal, who happened to be a lefty. He reversed course, saying detention for this was ridiculous, as well as suggested pens he uses that smudge a lot less.

    Another time, in high school, I was in art class. Everyone would keep their sketchbooks in the desks rather than take them home. One day, someone drew a bunch of swastikas all over mine, and then reported me. Originally, I was going to be expelled. After explaining I didn't draw them, and how anyone could access the book, they reduced it to 3 days suspension. After my mom got involved, it was reduced ("reduced") to 10 days of detention. This was catholic school, so detention was kneeling for an hour in front of a wall.

    Also in catholic school, I got detention for arguing with my theology teacher that eating eggs means he supports abortion. I deserved and enjoyed detention that day.

    .... I got in trouble a lot in catholic school

  • Can you draw us a beautiful picture?

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  • I'd love to, but I was just a lurker. I have the artistic talent of a potato :(

  • Can you draw us a beautiful picture?

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  • There was a subreddit that I really miss called something like "whatsthiscookiecutter", where people would post a cookie cutter they couldn't figure out. People would create all sorts of weird, random, and funny drawings.

  • A black metal band that uses toddlers-having-tantrums as vocalists

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  • devinickles on Instagram does this with his kids. It's pretty great

  • Why did you decide to join Lemmy?

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  • They burned down Boost for Reddit, and Boost for Lemmy rose from the ashes

  • There’s a direct line between MAGA content creators and the ICE shooting in Minneapolis

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  • Honestly I don't think the driver even noticed the guy walking in front of the car - she was likely concentrating on the guy trying to open her door while the killer, for whatever reason, walked in front of a moving car. There are wild animals with more sense than that...

  • Republicans "on board" with Pam Bondi impeachment—Ro Khanna

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  • I imagine this grace period was negotiated to get more republicans on board with impeachment

    I don't quite see it as inaction, as it's a step forward. But it's a very, very small step forward, and quite disappointing

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    paranoid @lemmy.world

    School pickup lines are wild

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process’

    www.politico.com /news/2025/04/25/us-citizen-deportation-donald-trump-00311631
  • Today I learned @lemmy.ml
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    Today I learned that Barilla created Spotify playlists that are the length of time needed to cook pasta to al dente

    open.spotify.com /user/w2p1oq867ns7jele6g3lw66fk
  • Lemmy.world Support @lemmy.world
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    Request to be added as a mod for /c/masseffect

  • Woodworking @lemmy.ca
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    I made a bread box

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    paranoid @lemmy.world

    Guilty