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@ paranoid @lemmy.world

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  • Lemmy Client

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  • I've been using boost and love it

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  • I don't believe there are still signs like this today, at least not in public areas (because, as you pointed out in other comments, that would be illegal under the Civil Rights Act). Every now and then there are stories about non-white people being asked to leave an establishment, but those have, thankfully, become pretty rare.

  • ALL HAIL SHRIMPGOD

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  • I've made so many poor decisions

  • Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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  • Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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    Scammers on the phone threatened to kill a man if he didn’t send them $12,000. When an Uber driver came to his house, he shot her

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  • I'm not sure if it was touched on in this article, but the scammers convinced the guy (over a few hours on the phone) the driver was there to hurt him if he didn't hand over the money.

    I certainly don't agree with his actions, but reducing the entire thing to racist violence is misguided and ignores everything that happened leading up to her death.

  • Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

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  • In the app I'm using (boost), I can either post a link or upload a picture, not both.

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    Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool

  • What fictional animal do you think would be the most delicious?

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  • Dragon, obviously

  • Bad kitty!

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  • I mean.... At least you noticed before using them 😅

  • Senate shutdown deal stalls over Graham objection

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  • The Senate is on track to pass a government funding package Friday afternoon after Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told colleagues that he will release his hold on the massive spending bill if he gets a vote on legislation to crack down on sanctuary cities.

    Either allow senators to sue if they're under investigation, or ramp up the war on sanctuary cities.

    What a cock

  • Senate shutdown deal stalls over Graham objection

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  • Graham pointed to language in the bill that would repeal a provision allowing senators to sue if their phone records were collected as part of former special counsel Jack Smith’s probe.

    What a cock

  • What’s a cheap purchase that’s completely changed your life?

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  • I still use a bit of toilet paper to dry off and as a make-sure

  • [SOLVED] Anyone able to identity this guitar solo or motif? (mp3 link inside)

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  • It sounds like the lead guitar during the chorus of No Excuses by Alice in Chains

  • Spong Berb Adventures #6

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  • What's the dumbest/silliest reason you got in trouble for in school?

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  • In 8th grade English class we had to write a short essay for homework (this was before most families had a computer, so it was hand written). I'm lefty, and the ink from my pen smudged (iykyk). In front of the whole class she called me out for sloppy work and said I'd receive a 0. So I asked how, as a lefty, I could prevent that from happening. She gave me 3 days of detention for talking back to her. When my mom found out, she called the school and spoke with the principal, who happened to be a lefty. He reversed course, saying detention for this was ridiculous, as well as suggested pens he uses that smudge a lot less.

    Another time, in high school, I was in art class. Everyone would keep their sketchbooks in the desks rather than take them home. One day, someone drew a bunch of swastikas all over mine, and then reported me. Originally, I was going to be expelled. After explaining I didn't draw them, and how anyone could access the book, they reduced it to 3 days suspension. After my mom got involved, it was reduced ("reduced") to 10 days of detention. This was catholic school, so detention was kneeling for an hour in front of a wall.

    Also in catholic school, I got detention for arguing with my theology teacher that eating eggs means he supports abortion. I deserved and enjoyed detention that day.

    .... I got in trouble a lot in catholic school

  • Can you draw us a beautiful picture?

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  • I'd love to, but I was just a lurker. I have the artistic talent of a potato :(

  • Can you draw us a beautiful picture?

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  • There was a subreddit that I really miss called something like "whatsthiscookiecutter", where people would post a cookie cutter they couldn't figure out. People would create all sorts of weird, random, and funny drawings.

  • A black metal band that uses toddlers-having-tantrums as vocalists

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  • devinickles on Instagram does this with his kids. It's pretty great

  • Why did you decide to join Lemmy?

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  • They burned down Boost for Reddit, and Boost for Lemmy rose from the ashes

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    School pickup lines are wild

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process’

    www.politico.com /news/2025/04/25/us-citizen-deportation-donald-trump-00311631
  • Today I learned @lemmy.ml
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    Today I learned that Barilla created Spotify playlists that are the length of time needed to cook pasta to al dente

    open.spotify.com /user/w2p1oq867ns7jele6g3lw66fk
  • Lemmy.world Support @lemmy.world
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    Request to be added as a mod for /c/masseffect

  • Woodworking @lemmy.ca
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    I made a bread box

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Guilty