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@ otter @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • Kim Jong Un chooses teen daughter as heir, says Seoul

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  • If the "p" is silent, is it also a homonym?

  • Kim Jong Un chooses teen daughter as heir, says Seoul

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  • I call the mighty Quin. 🤘🏻

  • Bondi Accidentally Outed Undercover FBI Agent in Epstein Files Blunder

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  • I will proudly keep dailybeast urls blue —but thanks for the whinge, kiddo. 🤣🖕🏼

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  • Is that Steve Harrington?

  • Bondi Accidentally Outed Undercover FBI Agent in Epstein Files Blunder

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  • Rodriguez was the UC agent, I presume?

  • We do what we must to keep going

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  • When do the couch forts happen, though? I'll aim for that segment of the meeting.

  • Please and thank you

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  • Yep, same, though I think I'd prefer they stay right where they are instead of going forward, thanks.

  • Kim Jong Un chooses teen daughter as heir, says Seoul

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  • As she's then effectively getting in line, would that be a coup queue? Seems to track for NoKo. 🤪

    Kinda makes me wish one of them thought screaming was singing, then we could dub them "NoKo Oh-No".

    FWIW, the other thread I was fiddling with mentally was re: the term "chuffed" and its implied verb "to chuff" to create this headline: "Coup queue for NoKo chuff" 🤣

  • What are your favourite jokes and puns?

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  • Rub your belly in reminiscence for added ick.

  • What are your favourite jokes and puns?

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  • If they say "yes", that works, but if they say "no", then go with:

    Damn. I thought you might know how to get their little legs apart.

  • What are your favourite jokes and puns?

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  • Flip the racism by making it two MAGAts, and you've got yourself a gem.

  • So Deep

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  • Fair warning: without a substantial binding component (ie. fats), that fried soup is going to be a bitch to eat before it melts, and moreso as it does. Choose wisely.

  • All I want for Christmas

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  • Don't lie, you just want your dildo back.

  • FAA abruptly lifts order halting El Paso airport flights for 10 days

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  • Ah, so the cartels finally paid their subscription fees this month. Whew. 😅🤫

  • Jess Bush Talks Upcoming “Deep” Chapel Episodes For ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’

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  • I am so here for this arc! 🖖🏼

  • France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children

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  • You having a stroke?

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  • Plot twist: it has been for decades already...

  • France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children

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  • It's weird hearing people say they plan on having kids someday

    FTFY.

    I mean, FFS. Have they no eyes, ears, or lungs? gestures at all this current reality 🥺

  • France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children

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  • That's not the lie we're sold every waking hour, friendo. Get on the same page, thanks.