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Carbon-based lifeform from planet Earth

  • Just another grift... She got 28 million dollars from Amazon for this. I'm willing to bet she doesn't give a fuck about ticket sales.

  • Pommersche aus dem Buchenrauch naturgewürzt und das schmeckt man auch

  • Wahrhaft weise Worte, wertester Herr. Ich erlaube mir hiermit, Ihnen zu Ihrem Scharfsinn und Witz zu gratulieren und freue mich auf das nächste erquickende Tomnob.

  • "Out there it's the 2020's, but in this house it's 1653."

  • Those photos give a nice visual comparison. Do you have a source?

  • Dear Friedrich:

    Considering your Country decided not to join my Great Board of Peace, the greatest Global institition for Peace ever, I no longer feel any obligation to hand over your gold reserves, which by the way would look much better in my Ballroom anyway, which will be the most prestigious and BIGGEST Ballroom there ever was in History.

    Germany cannot protect that Gold from Russia or China and there are no written documents, it's only that some guy with a funny accent delivered some gold a while ago and we kept it so why do you have a "right of ownership" anyway?

    I have done more for Gold than any other person since it was invented, like thousands of years ago, and now, GOLD should do something for me.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter!

    President DJT

  • Year of the Linux Desktop (TM) confirmed - Cromulent!

  • How is it that this turd still gets any approval or even attention?

  • They already took his brain out through his nose. It explains a lot.

  • No problemo, Zuck.

  • Breaking news: Water is wet.

  • Spock: Logic is the beginning of sausage Valeris, not the end.

    Janeway: There is sausage in that nebula.

    Data: I hate sausage, it is revolting.Guinan: More?Data: Please.

    Chakotay: They're nomadic. Their existence is driven by the pursuit of sausage and it has carried them across huge distances.

  • Das muss dieser freie Markt sein, von dem immer alle reden.

  • Ah yes, the famous Trump chocolate cake. Served in diapers while still warm. Bon appétit, oligarchs!

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  • Bestellt Fassbier. Greift rein. Ist unfassbar.

  • Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!