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Carbon-based lifeform from planet Earth

  • Looks like they're sending their Human Hamburger Squad. Watch out, fast food restaurant owners!

  • So thats where the term "go suck a bag of prophecy stones" comes from.

  • Vegetarianius Mortadellius Toastius

  • come on

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  • "Holy small dick energy, Batman. That man must feel a huge need to compensate for something."

    "He may have a small penis Robin, but he is also a fascist, a pedophile, a traitor and an incredible piece of entitled shit. We must never forget that."

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  • If life gives you oranges, build pyramids.

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  • Yeah, imagine a world where plebs had control over and ownership of the devices they use... (shudders)

  • The Lord Commander of the Night's Watch was as constipated as he was grim. Some said Mister Fluffybottom had seen all kinds of shit except his own, though they didn't dare saying it when he was near.

  • Fehlt da nicht etwas?

  • Pah! Let them eat catnip.

  • Kampf-Massagierin?

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  • Good boy, Krasnov. Good boy.

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  • Steven Seagal playing Wesley McClaren, a doctor and former government research immunologist in this masterpiece:

  • If Furry McFluffface contributes to an article by giving moral support and occasionally walking across the keyboard, it's only fair to make him co-author.