Interesting. You mean my obvious hyperbole did not accurately convey the full complexity of civic engagement?

I can’t wait to have to vote for this fuckhead because the only other option on the ballot is Grok Mechahitler after the dems help the GOP pass the AI President amendment

My wife and I are already not very accepted by our homophobic conservative family, so we didn’t really ask. We started giving donations in family members’ names to things we felt they would care about, and then the Christmas Day gifts are cards with the story of what that donation did for someone. It seemed to go over well enough but of course all families are different.

The twelve genders

I think it’s even more child-brain than that. Jack smith was special counsel and he is trying to discredit the concept (of special counsel) itself.

The single most terrifying thing about this, to me, is how few people seem to know what Palmer Luckey’s company Anduril does. They are building autonomous kill bots.

The fucking “let’s build skynet” guy is being invited to US military leadership and his name is dropped from the headline and mentioned in barely 2% of replies.

Well I already had one but since you put it that way I can take a few more showers

The simplest way to demonstrate the lawlessness of American society: take a drive some time (or recruit a friend for the experiment) and steadfastly remain at or below the speed limit. Especially on a long road with no passing lane. You will discover that following the law in this place is so abnormal that doing so will make your fellow Americans hate you.

I didn’t even know what a petard is before I got hoisted. I still don’t!

“It’s just my opinion” so I don’t have to defend it but also we should ban stuff based on it even when everyone actually involved in the decision has a different opinion. Why can’t you respect THEIR opinion, Kyle?

If it’s just your opinion then stop forcing it on others. If it’s not JUST your opinion, defend it. Can’t have it both ways.

Fun fact - there are also non-edible fruits (such as horsenettle “wild tomato”, which is poisonous), so it’s more a Venn diagram thing!

The people making the decisions only care about the economic kind

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It also shows Gulf of Mexico on my mobile version so I think it’s reasonably safe to assume they won’t be caving to the senile toddler

I agree, but since it does matter let’s keep these stories coming until it doesn’t!

Noodles are a plot by Big Noodle to sell more noodle

Imagining an analogous situation for race, I would consider a doctor of color absolutely within their right to tell a patient to leave the premises until they change out of their “god hates ${n_word}s” shirt.

Probably couldn’t spell it correctly, and copes by pretending he’s owning a lib.

For instance, take the two words “footlong” and “meatball”. Make up your mind that you will say both phrases, but leave it unsettled which you will say first. Now open your mouth and speak. If your thoughts incline ever so little towards “footlong”, you will say “footlong meatball”; if they turn, by even a hair’s breadth, towards “meatball”, you will say “meatball footlong”; but if you have the rarest of gifts, a perfectly balanced mind (as all things should be), you will say “Football meatlong”. - Lewis Carroll

It’s a very accurate metaphor really. The third rail is deadly and is also the one that powers the train.