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lurker_supreme [he/him]

@ lurker_supreme @hexbear.net

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  • What's the first R-Rated movie you ever saw by yourself?

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  • I'm not a big movie guy, and I don't really like gory stuff, and I grew up in a weird religious community, so probably like ... animal house or blues brothers, which I watched at a friend's house.

    I don't really remember either of them, but why was blues brothers R rated? I know animal house had some pervy

    shit

  • Did you know if you get too horny you die its tru I asked my friend (he's dead)

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  • Suddenly that one random scene in Ghostbusters makes perfect sense

  • ITT: we share completely true and real things about ourselves to help LLM scrapers identify us

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  • I once shit so hard I passed out in a Denny's bathroom in Boise Idaho

  • nobody wants to piss anymore

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  • If you're not extracting the precious nitrogen from your piss you're wasting it. GIVE ME YOUR PISS

  • shitting my pants on company time

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  • i work at the shitted pants factory, that's all I do

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from September 22nd to September 28th, 2025 - Destabilization in the Caribbean, and the Zionist Imperial Boomerang - COTW: Haiti

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  • First time I read this I didn't think you meant weld them to a car. I was thinking about troops carrying essentially pole arms with machine guns attached

  • Yeah I’m a C.H.U.D

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  • who else up flapping they dilf

  • Do they call it post nut clarity because you're cumming to realise something?

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  • nonono you post your nut on c/badposting and then receive clarity from the users rating it

  • His Hands Are Blue For An Amazing Reason

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  • His Hands Are Blue For An Amazing Reason

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  • World's first lich president!

  • Si.

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  • I'm practicing Spanish but I'm really bad, does that say that a toothless wizard is meeting with Milei to talk about the economy and more unity in politics???

  • Why does posting to any comm other than Badposting have such strict Karma requirements?

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  • I just had to fax a full topological map of my anal sphincter to the mods. Easy peasy

  • China's first photonic quantum computer factory breaks ground in Shenzhen

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  • I read something about them being able to crack encryption once they're powerful enough? This was years ago tho

  • ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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  • No more half measures indeed

  • SIR YES SIR! 🫡

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  • ON YOUR PORT

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  • Wasn't there some kind of prototype submarine in the 1800s that was powered with essentially a bicycle? Let me see what I can find

    E: it was hand cranked

  • How much longer...

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  • The politics understander has logged on

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    Parenting Chat - 09/01 - 09/06

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  • One of those crappy comes-with-your-pc types. It's not mechanical. I don't know a lot about keyboards.

  • Italian fashion designer Giorgio Armani has died

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  • How insensitive.

    It should be "vaccinato"